20/08/2023 at 11:19 AM More

besthomestucksong

VOL 6: ROUND 2: PART 7

What is the best Homestuck song?

MeGaLoVania

Walk-Stab-Walk (R&E)

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20/08/2023 at 11:18 AM More

nendocris

Anonymous asked:

Thoughts on NPC streams

idk what that is

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20/08/2023 at 11:17 AM More

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20/08/2023 at 11:16 AM More

morgue-xiiv

this is peak trans culture because this would have been easier with very nearly any other guitar design but she just haaad to use one shaped like the letter e. Not afraid of a challenge. Respect.

e-von-dahl

I would like to add that their name is E, literally just the letter E, like they’re in a spy movie. As if that wasn’t cool enough already she went and got a guitar shaped like her name. Fucking icon.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

TRULY A M A Z I N G

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20/08/2023 at 11:15 AM More

bizabizow

Scalpers: There is a low supply and high demand for PS5s right now. I will buy up a bunch of them at market price just to resell at my new inflated price for personal profit

Average Person: Dude, you’re scum. This should be illegal

Scalpers: There is a low supply and high need for affordable housing right now. I will buy up a bunch of houses at their affordable price just to charge people my new inflated monthly price to live in them, without actually owning them. For personal profit.

Average Person: You may not like it, but this is a valid business practice and a necessary part of adult life. This is our free market at work, and-

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20/08/2023 at 11:13 AM More

cryptotheism

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

cassiecassi

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

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20/08/2023 at 11:09 AM More

triviallytrue

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geoguessr guy continues to body people on twitter

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20/08/2023 at 11:07 AM More

argumate

choosing breeds of Christianity like do you prefer austere and minimalist antisemitism and homophobia or ornate and baroque antisemitism and homophobia, or perhaps Russian antisemitism and homophobia?

degenerate-perturbation

In love with the usage of “breeds” here like

Catholicism owners: This is an 85th generation purebred system of antisemitism and homophobia, we feed it only the finest organic grass-fed teleological proofs for the existence of God

Protestantism owners: This is Luther he likes bigotry

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20/08/2023 at 11:03 AM More

justsomeguycore

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

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as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

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now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

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here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

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the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

justsomeguycore

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

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justsomeguycore

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

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20/08/2023 at 10:38 AM More

pickledfingers

THIS IS IT

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MY MAGNUM OPUS

POOL NOODLE AXOLOTLS

(and yes, they are lovers)

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